Room mate finally showed up.. He’s one of those ‘popular’ people. Judging him already

First day of Governor’s school has been a complete and total failure. I think I’m the only one here who hasn’t made a friend yet.. Lovely.

i shouldn’t be laughing this much….

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

h0odrich:

everyone seems to be hating from outside the club i cant really tell tho because im inside

Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my hotdog tattoo. It was my first tattoo, so I figured I should get something that I would never regret. So I chose a hotdog with a gun and an eye patch. No one can regret that.

Done by Clare Jordan

anrdew:

I was just using my loofa sponge in the shower and it exploded??